What brand and style of briefs should i get?

Hey Rob---fruit of the loom---been wearing tidy-whites all of my adult and kid life. Will not wear anything else. Bout time you became a man and had some say with the under wear choice. I hate the ones that come down the legs--not comfortable at all. Get the short briefs. Make sure they fit snugg or get smaller size. That rumor about going blind--pay no attention to it. Ask dad --he knows what I'm talking about. .